Twelve Rules For a Happy Relationship

1) Never both be angry at once.

2) Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire.

3) Yield to the wishes of the other as an excercise in
    self-discipline if you can't think of a better reason.

4) If you have a choice between making yourself or your mate
   look good - choose your mate.

5) If you feel you must criticize, do it loveingly.

6) Never bring up a mistake of the past.

7) Neglect the world rather than each other.

8) Never let the day end without saying at least one
   complimentary thing to your life's partner.

9) Never meet without an affectionate welcome.

10) Never go to bed mad.

11) When you've made a mistake, talk it out and ask
     forgiveness.

12) Remember it takes two to make an argument. The one
    who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of
     the talking.